unconvenience:

Know what’s on the menu? Me-n-u

(via hotboyproblems)

cumaddict72:

guccier:

nice url did ur mom pick it out for u

yes

(via hotboyproblems)

childservices:

"Ima need ur license and registration……and ur kik"

(via hotboyproblems)

notchicken:

*releases 420 cows into a field* hahahaha graze it

(via illegalmath)

fwentyonepilots:

You know that one song in an album you always skip over and then when you decide to listen to it ur like well holy fuck me

(via hotboyproblems)

unfriendlyasiangirl:

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

(via hotboyproblems)

sextradite:

ridge:

IM REALLY TIRED OF PARENTS THINKING THAT EVERYONE ON THE INTERNET IS A PREDATOR 

ikr wanna meet up and talk about it so where do you live?

(via seanp0donnell)

petercapalldii:

don’t you hate it when you sneeze so hard that you regenerate

(via distraction)

bunnyhoodlum:

i find bad jokes funnier than funny jokes

(via seanp0donnell)